i remember those days when i followed such a small number of blogs and i was able to scroll through all the posts i missed when i was sleeping and come back to the one i left off on the day before
when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time
i remember song lyrics from my favorite songs 5 years ago but i don’t remember what i learned in school yesterday
As soon as you turn the lights off start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this is for you”.
And then the shadows growl at you and say, “Mine. You’re all mine.”
Proceed to have a secret relationship with the monster in your closet to make the shadows jealous.
Plot Twist: The Monster wants a threesome with you and the shadows.